Kalaya the story teller

So last night Kalaya wouldn't go to sleep so we knew the only way we were going to get some sleep was to let her sleep in bed with us. As we were laying in bed she proceeded to tell us this story about her pre-school that day. Her Boyfriend Jackson gave her a million dollars but the mean teachers wouldn't let her take it home. She got so mad she ran away from them and "drive" home (when I said you drove home? she said no i DRIVE home...) then the cops pulled her over but they didn't take her to jail... Is this a sign of the lies to come?

So I know I've been slacking on my blogging. I started a weight loss blog that I have only shared with a few people. But I'm now ready to share with everyone. I don't know I guess I thought I was hiding the fact that I am over weight when clearly you can all see it...so I post healthy recipes and tips. Let me know if you have a healthy recipe you want to share!

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First Kiss

So Irelynn came home from school the other day and told us that while her and Ty were hiding in the bushes he kissed her on the lips! She said she told the yard duty and the yard duty told her to stay out of the bushes because there are bugs and spiders and we said "ya and boys that kiss you stay out of the bushes" Troy told her to smack Ty if he tries it again and tell him to wait until she's 16 and then later he told her 20 to which she responded "you said 16 first" I saw Ty's parents at school yesterday so I said "what's up with your cassonova son kissing my daughter and they said ya we asked him why he kissed Irelynn and he said " She's just so cute I couldn't help it!" She made me tell her that 4 times and when I asked her if she wanted to stay home today (because I dont feel like picking her up at 12:55 because it's in the middle of Cy's nap) She was like nope I want to go talk to Ty about what you told me....REally? First grade? Oi vey! This will be rough when she is a teenager

Who has time to feed kids..let them do it themselves

This is what happens when you spend too much time on facebook in the morning. Last thing I knew I made oatmeal for breakfast and left it on the kitchen table for the girls...and p.s. this is the puppy we got for Irelynns birthday being fed oatmeal out of Cy's spoon. He's a really good dog a german shep/lab mix

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My Fashion Desginer turns 6!

So my baby turned 6 on saturday. I had a meeting with her teacher on friday to discuss her progress in school which is not good in reading and writing but awesome in drawing and social skills. Who needs to read when you can make outfits like this out of your birthday present tissue?

I can't wait for her to get older so she can dress me. Preferably not in tissue though (don't want to play pick a boo with my wobbaly bits...) and here is the cake Troy decorated

Kalaya's Bday

We started off the day just the way any birthday should...with CAKE

Then we went to Irelynn's school for her Halloween party or excuse me " Fall festival" Wouldn't want to offend any of you liberals (p.s. I HATE liberals)

Then she wore herself out playing in the playhouse in the garage. (look amongst the garbage for her)

Then off for a new hair do


Is it bad that my 3 year old has foil in her hair?


As you can tell by her inapproiate facial expression this is her favorite part

Wah-lah! Cotton Candy pink. She loves it and I am embarassed that I let her dye her hair at 3. But I think she looks cute and why should I care that I get glares from other moms who would never dream of getting their kids hair done?

Well...

Well...my 30 days didn't go so great apparently I guess I have to start over! I just have had so many boob problems I figured you didn't want to hear about them everyday so I waited until my clogged ducts and mastitis cleared up. I did have to give up my mom of the year award when I let Cy fall asleep in the shower dont judge I needed a break so I could clean a little. I was trying to keep him awake until Kalaya went to preschool and I like putting my babies in the shower because I know they won't drown and it gives me a break. They have all loved it and Cy loved it a little too much! And I found out I'm allergic to Shrimp...I have the biggest hives and my chubby arms and hands are so swollen I feel like my forearms are choking out my hands. They're like sausages which makes typing not so fun!

TMI

Let me apologize in advance because this will be TMI but it's all I can think about because my boobss hurt soooooooo bad. I cut CY off cold turkey yesterday. I am so sad to be done nursing but he will be 10 months on sunday and he won't stop biting me. I've tried everything anyone has told me. I've removed him from me, flicked he's cheek(several times probably daily) and suffocated him in my boob when he bites. He seems to get great pleasure when I cry out in pain. He laughs and tries to go back to nursing and my poor boobs have had enough. But now that it's been 24 hours I miss it. I miss his little hand rubbing my sides and chest and reaching up and touching my face while he eats. I want to give in so bad and just deal with the biting but then I will have tortured him for the last 24 hours for nothing and besides he is taking a bottle just fine. I still hold and caress him while he has the bottle so he doesn't feel totally abandoned. I don't think my skin can stretch any farther. Is this what fake boobs feel like? Because I thought I wanted some after I've had all my kids but now I'm re-thinking that business....on a positive note I look like I am 19 again with my perky non-national geographic boobies flopping around or should I say not flopping around.

P.S. Kasey no ZUmba for me tonight I couldn't dance around with this bazookas I'd give you and the instructor a black eye for sure!